fml

I was talking about my friends with my parents   And they were talking about Zoe and how she is so pretty (she's a model) and how she's very polite and well mannered AND THEN they said they should set her up with my repulsive older brother to teach him some manners and get him a girlfriend. but here's the punchline; I am secretly gay and have been dating Zoe for the past three weeks and I couldn't say ANYTHING